hello my baby
hello my honey
hello my ragtime gal
IF YOU EVER GET IN A FIGHT WITH YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER JUST BREATHE IN THE HELIUM OUT OF A BALLOON AND HAVE AN ARGUMENT AND THE FIRST ONE TO LAUGH LOSES
This was completely unnecessary and for that I am thankful
how do beliebers still even exist
How do dumbasses still exist?
thats literally the exact same question
person: what r u doin
*puts pocky stick in my mouth* see, its a metaphor, i put the weeaboo thing in my mouth without eating it, so im technically not a weeb
I made an extremely stupid thing
I’M GONNA FUCKING PISS MYSELF THIS LITERALLY TOOK MY DEPRESSION AND THREW IT OUT THE WINDOW
this is my favorite thing
i don’t trust asexuals because their brains are not distracted by the matters of the flesh.
where is all that brain power going.
i bet it’s going to the overmind, where they are gathering strength to consolidate their hold over the world
you know too much.